Zoomars Petting Zoo Radio Spot

"Moos 'N Bruises"

In San Juan Capistrano :30

Casting Specs: Mr. Grass is a lanky, older gentleman in his fifties with an endearing, non-intimidating nature. His voice is softer with a country twang. Voice actors for each cow have distinct voices, Johnny has an Italian-American accent.

Music: JD Crawford’s “The Zoomars Song” Interlude

VO Anncr: When the sun comes up and the rooster crows, you know it’s time for another beautiful day at Zoomars petting zoo. With the wind comes Mr. Grass, kind, wise, and makes the animals full of sass. Let’s see what’s in store today for the Zoomars calves!

SFX: Calves and cows mooing.

Mr. Grass: I know, Buttercup, you’re excited about the hay.

Buttercup: MOO.

VO Anncr: At Zoomars, you’ll never be bored. Our staff sure isn’t.

Mr. Grass: Wait, Buttercup you’re gonna knock over the whole hay bale!

SFX: Thud, cows mooing and stomping.

Mr. Grass: Oh gosh I got hay dust in my eyes, no guys don’t trample me!

SFX: Cows stomping and mooing.

Mr. Grass: Buttercuuuup!

VO Anncr: Zoomars in San Juan Capistrano, where old-fashioned fun is aplenty.